This is the first of my articles for the Obiter Dicta, school newspaper at Osgoode Hall Law School.
1. First Year is  the Hardest Year. 
Getting  used to the reading requirements, keeping up with the pace, and having  the heaviest course-load of your three or so years at Osgoode Hall will  all make your first year a thrilling, scary ride. But the hardest thing  you’ll likely learn this year is how to “think like a lawyer”, and how  to accept that your carefully constructed, highly researched,  meticulously-polished argument is wrong. Not because there’s anything  wrong with your argument, but because your professor (or judge, or  classmate) likes somebody else’s argument better. The hardest part about  first year is accepting that it’s the constructing, researching and  polishing of arguments that is the point, and not whether you got the  right answer or not.
2. Master the  Bell Curve, Grasshopper. 
Understanding  the bell curve and how it works will go a long way to helping you get  the most out of your classes here at Osgoode. What  your particular score is on an exam is much less relevant than how  everyone scored on the exam. For example, if one of your goals is to get  the best grades possible for yourself, you may be inclined to also take  classes with the very best professors. If you do, you’ll find yourself  in fierce competition with a large number of other keen people, over a  handful of A grades. If instead, you take the less popular classes with  those of us who aren’t quite so motivated to pull down A’s (or even  B’s), your competition will be greatly reduced.
3. Hard Exams are  Your Friend. 
Forget  about building character, hard exams will help you get a more accurate  picture of how well you understand the material, and you’ll be less  likely to be shocked by a low grade if the exam was tough. Because of  the bell curve, an easy exam can result in the situation where there may  be only 5-10 points between the C grade and the A grade.  If you happened to drink too much (or too little) whiskey that  morning, and maybe misspelled a word or two that otherwise you wouldn’t  have, it could cost you a letter-grade as your professor looks for  something, anything to distinguish your paper from eighty other  near-identical answers.
4. Do What Thou  Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law. 
Of all  the market-speak you’ve heard about Osgoode, one factoid rings most  true. At Osgoode, there’s a little bit of everything for us law  students. Take this chance to explore legal areas  that might not have otherwise occurred to you. Get involved in  extra-curriculars. Have fun, it’s your last chance.
5. Don’t  Believe the Hype about Bay Street.
You’re  going to hear a lot about OCIs, and Articles, and things like “If you  ever want to work on Bay Street, you have to start on Bay Street.” Don’t believe it. All you need to  know about Bay Street can be summed up in two words: pyramid scheme. You’ll be herded like a cow through a chute, if you  buy into the propaganda. If you want to work on Bay Street, go for it:  there are obviously rewards for those suited to the work. But don’t  think that you have to participate in their process if you might maybe  possibly want to work there some day. If you have talent, they will be  most happy to welcome you on board.
6. Don’t Believe  the Hype about Grades.
Unless  you’re going to be an academic, it really doesn’t matter that much what  grades you get. If you are applying for Toronto jobs, the firms might  use grades to differentiate between closely matched candidates, but  nobody else cares. Hirers would rather know if you’ll fit in with their  team, or if you’ll monopolize the Red Stapler.
7. You Are Not  Here By Accident. 
No  matter how impossible the work seems, you can be sure that the rest of  your class- or section-mates are just as scared shitless as you. The hardest part of law school is getting in.
8. Keele campus  is a hole. 
That is  all.
9. Get Yer Ass  Out to the Pubs…
… And  Mock Trial…And Clubs Fair. Go for Intramural sports. Get out and have  some fun. You’ll be working with the people you meet here at Osgoode for  the rest of your legal life. Get to know them. Party with them, play  with them, accumulate blackmail material on them.
10. It’s Not a  Competition.
 Okay, the bell curve does make it a competition, but  it’s not a cut-throat competition. As I said above, you will go on to  work with the people in your classes and they will remember how you  behave towards them now. Treat your colleagues  with kindness and respect, be helpful, accept help graciously. We’ve all seen the bastard lawyers on T.V., we all know  the stories about students cutting cases out of the books in the  library, and we all think those people are asses. You don’t have to be  that person to be a great lawyer. Being nice will pay you dividends in  the long run.